TOUCH GRASS
The internet is going down today. Everyone is minting "offline" coins from inside. We are telling you to go outside.
CA SOONWhy $GRASS
The meta is offline
Every outage, the timeline fills with "offline" coins minted by people who have not left their chair. This is the one that means it.
This site works offline
One file, no server, no calls it needs to load. Save it once and it opens with the Wi-Fi off. Try it.
Touch it, count it
Touch the grass on the Touch page. Every blade you bend is counted here, on your device. No wallet, no account.
Touch the grass.
Drag your finger or mouse across the field. The blades bend. The counter goes up. That is the whole product.
Ranks
Is the internet down?
Read from your browser, right now. No rumours.
Connection
Reach test pings a public endpoint from your browser. If it fails while the browser says online, your ISP is up and something upstream is not.
Outage log
Every time this tab goes offline or back online, it is logged here with the time. Kept on your device.
How to touch grass.
A checklist. Tick them off. It saves.
Save this site
Open it once, then it works with the internet off. Add it to your home screen if you want.
Leave the phone
Or bring it and open the Touch page. We are not strict.
Come back
When the internet returns, the chart will still be there. The grass will too.
Is the internet actually going down today?
Check the Outage page — it reads your real connection instead of repeating a rumour. If it says offline, congratulations, go outside.
What does the coin do?
It is a memecoin on Solana called $GRASS. It does not do anything. Neither does sitting inside.
Why does the site work offline?
Because it is one file with everything inside it. The only things that need the internet are the chart numbers and the buy button.
$GRASS
Read from Dexscreener when you are online. Offline, these stay blank — go touch grass.